According to this report out of Staten Island, a clown is "terrorizing" the town.
City officials freely admit the clown is "doing nothing illegal" and is well within his right to roam the streets in full costume.
I, for one, call for an end to this clown bigotry. There are all different kinds of clowns in this world. Some are happy, some are sad...and yes, some are creepy.
As the old saying goes, "don't judge a book by its cover", and you definitely shouldn't judge a clown's intentions by its looks.
Sure, his face might say "I'M GOING TO SLIT YOU OPEN AND WEAR YOUR FLESH AS MINE", but his heart is simply saying "love me...and let me make you a balloon giraffe."
STOP CLOWN PROFILING. END THE CLOWN BIGOTRY.