Due to explicit instructions from the big boss, there will be no April Fools "stunts" or "jokes" today on The Nation of Jake.

 Here is the email.  Names have been redacted to protect the lame-no-fun-nerdfaces:

Quick reminder with tomorrow being April Fools Day. Please don't make a bad decision for what you believe is a quick laugh. DO NOT participate in crazy bits on air. It never fails some station every year falls into the 4/1 trap . Again,it's not a good idea